Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

by Snow510 October 28, 2009

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014

Jerk it June

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on

Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24

by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.

I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.

by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020

fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 14, 2021