Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.

What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.

by Santans May 16, 2016

Hoop Jack

A redneck guy who wears one of those long jackets the the guys from the wild, wild west used to wear that seem to be popular amongst the country music listeners

Man, that hoop jack is bangin that hottie

by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003

HOOP

Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.

That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.

by deusdiabolus August 14, 2011

hoopie

a womans vagina,found directly between her legs.

Holly has a very sweet hoopie!

by LOnnie H November 10, 2008

Hoopies

Going to play basketball.

Hey you wanna go play some hoopies?

by Corbin Brascher April 16, 2007

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

hoopa

A female that has lots of casual anal sex.

I like hoopas. I strecth their anuses.

by Chriswashere July 9, 2006