Cave Hobo

An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!
by YukiPoo January 05, 2011
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hobo pies

I found a hobo pie and sold it on ebay
by funny bunny grandma May 17, 2004
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Home-Hobo

A person that stays in inside all day, with a wardrobe consisting of a dirty oversized cardigan/jacket, stained sweatpants, and an old T-shirt. A Home-Hobo also tends to have messy hair, acne and hairy legs.
That girl's a Home-Hobo, she hasn't been outside in 4 days.
by skapickle June 24, 2015
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hobo cute

Looking disheveled, but cute. At other times, not looking cute at all. Looking like a hobo, but in a cute way.
Have you seen Kim? She looks hobo cute, wearing her sweats and her hair all a mess.
by Lovely Soul December 24, 2014
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Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.
Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.
by figoldstyl July 28, 2007
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HoBo Amp

A startup, dedicated, original, entertaining, loud, fast rock group that you either love or are jealous of. Give 'em a chance, man! These guys flat out rock! They're practicing all the time so that you can party more! Check out their CD, and don't forget your mosh gear (there, you've been warned). Out.
Lets go see HoBo Amp this Saturday!
by Remo January 06, 2004
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The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.
Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY
by A lonely guy July 01, 2011
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