hocake

A southern breakfast treat that is basically a big azz flat biscuit. Made just like regular biscuits, but baked in one piece on flat pan so that it looks like a thin cake when done. It is eaten warm and dipped in syrup or honey, and sometimes eaten with fruit preserves. The word is most commonly recognized from the movie Hollywood Shuffle "Hoez gotta eat too", but it is ACTUALLY a real food.

Ok, we got grits, catfish, sausage, eggs... wait, who made the hocake?

by J Peso October 24, 2007

hockey

are all of u for real, its the best sport on the planet. basketball: a bunch of lanky black people throwing a ball into a hole and u cant even tackle each other. just no. soccer: played by small boys that cry if someone flicks them. once again, no.
ice hockey, played by ultra human god-like athletes. it has everything, its fast, physichal and was invented by the british army in canada.

Dan: hey lets go watch the toon match
Sam: fuck u were watchin the warriors game! HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY, RA RA RA!

by supersam April 13, 2006

Hockey mom

A Canadian version of a soccer mom.


soccer mom

Sarah Palin: I'm a hockey mom that everyone can relate to!

by Naive Child February 19, 2009

hockey

the most entertaining sport there is in the WORLD....whoever said it was like watching paint dry is seriously fucked up....unlike football in which the game stops every 5- 10 seconds, it is fastpaced and physical...basketball is cool too but if u dare graze someone while they are shooting...a foul is called on you...damn pusssys....hockey requires all the fucking skill and talent in the world...in basketball if you can shoot a ball into a hoop...you'll be somewhat good...but in hockey you have to know how to skate, shoot, check, skate backwards, and block shots with your body...psstt im canadian and IM PROUD TO LIKE HOCKEY

bob: basketballl is the best sport
niel: wtf are u talking about....if i touch you...i'll get called for a foul...wat a pussy sport...hockey is the best sport

by hockeyfanfromcanada November 11, 2006

Female Hockey Player

A girl who participates competitively in a violent sport that was designed for men. Usually very butch or super slutty. Hated by figure skaters around the world. Very athletic with strong endurance.

"That girl dancing like a man must be a female hockey player"

by ilove2skate March 5, 2009

hockey fight fuck

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.

I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.

by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.

Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.

by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006