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Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.
1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.
by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004
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Faux Ho

Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out
Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy

Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho
by Jo1981 April 1, 2010
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Ho Phone

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.
Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Ho Phonemug.

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points
Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.
by alinic73 April 20, 2010
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ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005
mugGet the ho-muffinmug.

warehouse ho

A woman who frequents warehouse parties and gives up the pussy often in or out of the warehouse.
Damn look at kelly there she goes, she really is a big warehouse ho
by warehouse bay b February 20, 2009
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Ho Chin

Derived from "Hao Chen". Which was coined during the wrestling season of 08-09, in which coach Lamey was taking role on the bus. He mispronounced the name of Chinese ancestral origins, and the term "Ho Chin" was made.
Asian1: Yo, Ho Chin is such a bitch.

Asian2: I know, he looks like a retarded version of Bruce Lee.
by PandaSigh September 21, 2009
mugGet the Ho Chinmug.

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