Heaven

Heaven is a girl who is cute asl N a bad bitch N is also a keeper

Person 1 : yo damn heaven fine

Person 2 : yeah she a bad bitch I dont know hoe anyone can lose her

by Mean ass bitch 🤘🏽 September 2, 2019

miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Heaven

In the place I was born is the "best place" in a woman's body.

Man 1: Look at that girl!
Man2: And what?
Man1: I was coming inside her heaven tonight!

by Only another person May 26, 2017

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

all night in heaven

A version of seven minutes in heaven where instead of seven minutes are used to have sexual activities, it is all night. Half of the people playing put an item in a hat and then the half that didn't put an item in, choose an item from the hat, not knowing who put what in. Then, whichever item they chose is the person they will spend a night in heaven with ;).

"Oh yeah, I'm gonna bang her when we play all night in heaven."

by koutarou666 June 25, 2017

Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017

food from heaven

Pizza,Pancakes,Nachos,tacos,bacon,cake,chocolate, and the spicy meat.

taco bell, little caesars pizza, olive garden,arby's,and most of all my mom all serve food from heaven.

by The supreme wildid February 26, 2018