Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Happiness

An unatainable thing that every time you think about it you feel pain.

It’s impossible for someone to find true happiness

by göblin February 21, 2019

happiness

christmas lights down your whole street. football jerseys lined up on a friday night. a sore stomach from laughing too hard. a hot shower after a long day. uncontrollable laughter. the first “i love you”. screaming songs with your best friends in the car. ocean waves hitting the sand. all the little things that make life worth living.

Happiness is found everywhere you look for it, even in the little things.

by jess894 January 7, 2019

Happiness

A concept no one can grasp truly because we're all assholes.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I got a new car and couldn't be filled with greater happiness.
Guy 2: Dwight, you ignorant slut.

by TheGirlWithTheCurves January 22, 2019

happin

Happin word for making something work or it's going your way ~ Noah, G

I'm happin this test bro

by NRGGOTHEAT January 26, 2019

Happiness

Happiness is a feeling humans dont feel because there is no reason to anymore.

Sam: I'm so happy. I love happiness

Timmy: no you arent that's not a think
Sam: k

by Blu_Bear March 24, 2019

Happiness

it's a material i like to call drugs it helps me through the day

Friend: dude, are you high again?

Me: nah dude, im just filled with joy and happiness

by Oak City Joe April 25, 2019