HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”
by King K Cool March 16, 2021
Get the HANSmug. very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
by khunnary November 21, 2021
Get the han g domug. a well-known and feared pokémontrainer, having caught rare species like the Yke and the Samson.
Also used for describing a muscular male.
Also used for describing a muscular male.
by a jar of peanut butter January 10, 2011
Get the Hans Hubersmug. Jun Han (준한) Born as: Han Hyeongjun (한형준) is the electric guitarist and vocalist of the six membered boy band Xdinary Heroes (엑스디너리 히어로즈) who debuted on December 6, 2021 with the song "Happy Death Day"
Person 1: Have you seen Jun Han from Xdinary Heroes and Han from Stray Kids?! They look so similar!
Person 2: Really?!
Person 2: Really?!
by feodrovna February 8, 2022
Get the Jun Hanmug. by urmomG@y December 12, 2023
Get the Han Beenmug. A Hans is somebody who is a pothead, pimp, hermit and on the side stripper.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
They love little kids to the point of being weird/ creepy/ psychotic. So If you have them HIDE YA KIDS AND HIDE YA WIVES. because a hans will steal them too. They like calling people mean names.
by Henry Mole January 7, 2015
Get the Hansmug. 