handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010

Handbeast

Someone so abnormally large, they may only give hand-jobs

That hambeast is so large! I could pratically call it a Handbeast!!

by BecauseICanAndWill May 28, 2010

Handymation

Video produced with a combination of hand drawn images, objects and computer graphics to serve as a simple illustrator of a particular concept, service or idea.

I enjoyed watching the handymation of the company's services as it made me quickly understand exactly what they do.

by handymationman July 23, 2010

handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.

Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".

by Bag Addict September 15, 2010

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010

Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy

When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.

by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011