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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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Hag Chain

Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.
Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!

Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
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Hag

Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.
by anonymous April 22, 2024
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hag digger

a derogatory slur for an older trans-woman.
by gratesage April 27, 2024
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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
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Hag

Evil old man, considered frightful or ugly.
Jason is such a hag. He scares small children at Halloween.
by Hunny Bunny March 20, 2024
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