Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014
Get the headbanger hairmug. Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.
My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.
My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
Get the hair-eolamug. A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?
Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
Get the Hair Ballinmug. by carmie September 18, 2020
Get the wholesome hairmug. by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015
Get the Hair Chokemug. Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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by Twotalk November 12, 2015
Get the hair wipemug.