headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.

Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot

by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014

Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.

Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”

by perfectxd June 16, 2020

hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.

I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.

by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

wholesome hair

Hair that is very wholesome.

Wow Lee Umm, you got some wholesome hair.

by carmie September 18, 2020

Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts

by Twotalk November 12, 2015