Hag Bop

An upbeat song sung by a woman over the age of 40 in a Eurovision national final that typically does not do well.

"What's your favourite hag bop of all time?"
"Oh definitely Party Voice by Jessica Andersson from Melodifestivalen 2018. Such a banger"

by AzzyRazzmatazzy December 15, 2023

old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

Hag

Someone named Vince.

Hag needs to shut up.

by Klexoz December 15, 2019

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.

That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.

by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017

Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone

Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass

by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle

“Now listen here, puss hag”

by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020