The Grover

The hardest trick in the penis puppeteer's arsenal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the penis itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. Imagine his eyes as being the two testicales (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer's penga (espanol). under-scrotum pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.

"I couldn't believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i ejaculate i feel like im falling."

by the street sweeper August 16, 2009

fuck the government

phrase commonly heard coming out of the mouths of uninformed preteen retards who like to think they know what's going on in the world.

retard: "fuck the government"
retard 2: "wow your cool, you hate the goverment too??"

by ShaunyBoy May 9, 2005

governator

Arnold, the governor of california

People of Caleeforneea, prepare to be governated. Gray Davis, look out, or I will totally recall you.

by Nick December 4, 2003

Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.

Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."

by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019

government

Someone's full name. (First, middle, and last)

Friend: 'Hey CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN!'
Chris Brown: 'Damn nigga why you gotta be shouting out my government like that?'

by xtonks February 11, 2009

$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

by electromatt May 24, 2018

Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

by dragongirl253 September 1, 2012