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Raw Goblin

Within the hardstyle community, a raw goblin is somebody who strictly listens to raw hardstyle (aka. rawstyle). They are commonly identified by being white, overweight, sporting tattoos and a scraggly beard, and typically wearing jeans and black t shirt. They often sport merchandise from their favourite raw label, Spoontech. At events, raw goblins will be found towards the back, angrily fist pumping (kick rolling) and making goldfish motions with their mouths. Raw goblins tend to stick together, and are also known to lambast all other attendees for not being there "for the music".

Raw goblins insist that there is no other genre apart from raw hardstyle, and that all artists are either raw or wrong. Raw goblins hold strong opinions about the inclusion of hardstyle songs into sets of DJs from other genres, even though they will never attend a non-raw hardstyle set.

Raw goblins are typically hard of hearing, from belting Spoontech trash at such high volume. The Spoontech-induced tinnitus causes raw goblins to always be on edge, and will start a Facebook fight with any 'casual' at the slightest provocation.

Raw goblins are the scourge of the hardstyle scene.
Listen to how Ben is mouthing off about Hardwell playing one hardstyle song at Ultra Miami... he is such a raw goblin.

Nice Malice and Rooler shirt you have there. You must be a raw goblin.
by meekomoko December 19, 2016
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Goblin

Goblin is, A person of higher rank,authority.
someone who has more power, money, respect, smarts.
by 7713 October 17, 2008
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Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
by bonehead wigglebutt October 4, 2010
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gosling

literally a baby goose, but can be used to describe any short, cute person. Hands down, it is quite possibly the funniest word known to mankind.
Guy1:Hey, Sarah's really short and cute. What does she remind you of?
Guy2:A Gosling. Let's call her Little Gosling.
by Shaelom June 27, 2005
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womb goblin

a baby. the worst STD imaginable. 18 years of pain.
you think that womb goblin will be gone in 9 months? no. that's for life.
by greek.fire June 22, 2011
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meme goblin

An individual who emphatically enjoys creating, citing, and discovering memes that can be equated to a goblin's infatuation with gold.
My boy is always on Reddit scrolling through memes. He's such a meme goblin.
by Brovamber April 26, 2017
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.
by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021
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