German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013