gaflete

“Give a fuck athlete”
n. An athlete that does not care about their team or the sport, and doesn’t try to hide it

Bro showed up to practice hungover again, he’s such a gaflete

by Gaflete February 12, 2024

Gaffneyd

Being Gaffneyd is being contacted by Dean Gaffney who is prolific on the dating apps. A man who uses his "fame" to get dates. A man who isn't fussy, so if you haven't been Gaffneyd yet, there is still time!

You've been Gaffneyd!

by Birdbean February 21, 2024

Gaffneyd

When one has been contacted by Dean Gaffney on one of the many social media or dating sites he uses.

Me: Oh girls, it’s obviously my turn now Iv been contacted by Dean Gaffney on hinge.
The girls: ahahhahaha you’ve been Gaffneyd

by Libarrr February 21, 2024

goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Giffer

A giffer is someone that exclusively texts/messages in gifs

You are being such a giffer right now. Just speak to me in actual words.

by The LW Bridge March 19, 2024

Gaff

‣ Verb

- To see.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “Did you gaff that shot he took?”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

GAFFIO

GO AND FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT, this is intended to send someone away that is not meeting your expectations especially when having tools at their disposal such as google, ChatGPT or others.

Person 1: I am not sure how to resolve this math problem
Person 2: GAFFIO
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Go and fucking figure it out, you can go use google or some other tool.

by BalkanAvenger April 23, 2024