Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover

Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!

by Ptak38 December 15, 2010

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Fur pursuit

Fur pursuit - the act of chasing a furry, pinning it down, and aggressively fucking the shit out of the five thousand dollar filed abortion suit

Oi bitch, I’m in hot Fur pursuit bring the condoms

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 May 18, 2022

Fur boy

A small gay man, like a twink, but hairy like a bear.

"After I took him home from the bar, I found out he was a fur boy. I still have his chest hair in my mouth."

by RobMe911 February 12, 2024

Fur plug

When a woman rides a horse naked and ends up with horse malt in her clinger.

“Sorry honey, I’m not in the mood, got a mean fur plug from my ride earlier.”

by Crackerjack121 April 26, 2021

Fur-Day 4

It is Fur-Day but it happens on every day of the year.

Niko: Hey Bacon, it's fur-day 4
Bacon: oh no

by Sauce-nowski December 22, 2020

fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.

<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"

by rex_corvorum March 27, 2022