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funk is a kind of music, feeling, and medicine. the "P" is a wild card letter, which means you can put any meaning in the world in front of it.
funk can not only move, it can re-move.... dig?
p funk by Nooch December 31, 2003

full of funk 

When you're mouth is "full of funk", that means it's "full of tobacco".
I bust back havin' my maw fulla funk, ye mothafucker!
full of funk by Fangsta December 14, 2003
That girls liscense plate says k-funk thats tight
K-Funk by Kayla Funk March 31, 2009

Uptown Funk 

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.
Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away
Uptown Funk by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019

Post Kenyan Funk Disorder

the term given to the feeling of helplessness Republicans feel with President Obama in office.
The Dow is plummeting and I wish we could shake this Post Kenyan Funk Disorder.

Thong Funk 

The moist build up, on a females Thongunderwear after walking or moving around for a while in the Thong
"Yo I GOTS to change my drawers, I gots thong funk building up"
Thong Funk by Doo Dip January 24, 2009