douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011

Fu yan

When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic

Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me

by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019

Basically Fu**ed

When one put there arm round another in a foreign country ,they would have 'basically Fu**ed'

When mason went on holiday he met a girl ,they basically Fu**ed

by Symsym.com November 19, 2019

forget-fu

(noun)
the art of fighting in order to make someone forget things

(Person 1 breaks a vase)
Person 2: Hey, I just bought that! You're gonna have to pay for --
(ninja ghosts emanate out of vase and surround them)
Person 1: Think fast!
(crazy and comedic fight sequence of forget-fu commences)
Person 2: Man, we make a good team. What was I talking about?
Person 1: We were about to ... leave. Churros?
Person 2: Sure thing, dude.

(Not to be confused with the Freudian slip forgetfu).

by projetpack May 25, 2013

SAP-fu

The ability to use SAP with Zen-like prowess. Comparable to Google-fu, but for the business enterprise software created in Germany.

Whenever you see a material like that on a customer order, use CS15 to check if it's in a BOM and people will marvel at the strength f your SAP-fu.

by CaptClaude September 09, 2020

my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

by redditor_idiot February 28, 2022

queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023