Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone

Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

The Feels

On normal occasions, the feels occur with fictional phenomena such as character deaths, sad moments, happy moments, and generally extreme emotions towards someone/something fictional. The term "UGH THE FEELS" Is probably only going be used by fangirls/fanboys.

Otaku Fangirl: OMG THE FEELS! THAT OVA "NO REGRETS" ABOUT LEVI's PAST THO!!!!! EVERYONE'S DEAD
Book Fangirl: UGH NICO IS JUST SO ADORABLE AND ALL THE FEELS GIT THROWN ON HIM
Just Normal TV/Movie Fangirl: DID U WATCH THAT EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL!!!?? THE FEELS
Other meanings: to be Tokyo Ghouled is basically a large heap of the feels being dumped on you

by KanekiIsActuallyVeryAttractive April 18, 2015

freeloader

A worthless, lazy, opportunist bumb who takes advantage of people and thinks they should get everything on a silver platter without earning it. If he has a girlfriend, he probably sits at home all day without a job and mooches money and things off her with the excuse, “I’ll pay you back later, baby, when things improve.” She keeps giving him more money because she is nieve, has low self-esteem and too spineless to stand up to him and kick him out. On the other hand, if the freeloader is a female she is probably a spoiled, stuck-up b***h who lives at home and gets money from mommy and daddy while sitting on the can all day eating Bon Bons and watching soaps.

Being a freeloader is learned behavior because people keep giving them things without saying no.

by [e-mail] March 19, 2008

Personal Feelings

Bull Shit.

You: I'm just having a lot of issues and personal feelings I need to talk about.

Me:Psshh..That's all bullshit, let's get baked.

by Leslie Driver January 2, 2009

feels

The intense emotion of a fandom.

OH MY GOD MY FEELS KATNISS AND PEETA JUST KISSED

FINNICK DIED ALL MY FEELS

NOOO SNAPE MY FEEEELLLSS!!!

by Peetaluvscats November 8, 2012

cop a feel

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it. Best time to do this is in a crowded area, so you can run off and can't be found. Then do it again.

When I went to my family reunion, my 3rd cousin, once removed, was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table, 2 feet over.

by Tommmmm November 12, 2003

feel goods

a precious possession(s) that is sensitive to external forces and is usually highly protected by the owner who can maximize its extraordinary potential by monitoring its public appearance.

"He tampered with my feel goods!"
"and how does that make you feel?"
"I feel violated"

by Buckwheeeet January 3, 2009