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Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.
by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019
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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018
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national grandma day

wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.
“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma
by fog09 August 18, 2021
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on dead grandma

by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017
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Old grandma feet

Yum yummy cock granny feet
by Pussy man cock April 6, 2022
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juicy grandma

An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
by The United Ones May 20, 2016
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