Florida Marlins fans

A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game

The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.

by John Dill July 7, 2011

Florida

Stuffy, hot-as-hell hellhole with all of the culture of a irritated canker sore, run by a combination of incompetent local rednecks and incompetent transplants running from warrants/pending litigation from NY/PA/NJ, sometimes PR. Famous for Florida Man, rigged elections, and Viagra sales.

If it always feels like summer, your kids are competing for valedictorian with the other family that taught theirs how to spell "cat", and you're sure the guy who stole your car for an 8ball is your waiter -- congratulations! You're in Florida!

by Florida Man 69 May 28, 2019

going to Florida

to have sex while parents are in the close vicinity

hey yo Muhammad, me and my girl are going to florida if you know what I mean nigga!

by Ben Herbold February 16, 2008

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida

for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater

That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"

by Hollywood's only White Boy January 6, 2005

Florida Whore

Any younger woman or man who seeks a relationship with a wealthy Golden Girl/Guy from Florida for material benefit. He/she cares more about a a partner's bank account than she does about the partner.

Hey, who's that young kid with Betty White? He's nearly half her age?

Yeah, but's he's half-plus-seven so they're alright. He's a Florida Whore though, he's been with all the Golden Girls.

by dreaded-one May 21, 2011

Florida or Germany

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.

Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?

by Mike Roan December 7, 2003