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Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.
Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.
by Excited Bike February 1, 2021
mugGet the Simp Flexingmug.

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
by MacyLynn October 2, 2011
mugGet the flexing the rulermug.

Flex

A term that came from the idea that flexing muscles is a way to show off.

To openly display expensive belongings, or to brag on one's self; talk themselves up.
"She posted images of her Gucci purse to flex."

"He was flexing on us...talking about how many girlfriends he has."
by Womantis January 21, 2022
mugGet the Flexmug.

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.
Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”
by The Z Meister June 7, 2022
mugGet the Flexing Kegelsmug.

Weird flex pero okay lang

It is a Taglish word which resembles weird flex but ok
Guy 1: Kumusta nong, may bagong PS4 Pro, bumili ako sa SM kahapon
Guy 2: Weird flex pero okay lang
by Clutch Bucks March 24, 2020
mugGet the Weird flex pero okay langmug.

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex
This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
mugGet the flex-textingmug.

Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.
Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.
by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023
mugGet the Flex nutsmug.

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