apple fag

An astounding bore of a human being, who based his or her decision to own apple products upon the fact they they're shiny and everyone else owns one. They treat their technological buying decision as a status signalling device, an entry into a club or cult. They demonstrate the following traits:

- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.

- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".

- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.

- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.

- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.

- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).

- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.

I can't believe the school wants to buy an iPad for every student. What a bunch of apple fags.

by Shut up about your iphone January 29, 2016

Fire Fag

A derogatory term for a fire fighter. Often used when they object to being called a water fairy.

The fire fags were upset that thier nap time had been interupted to go to a call for service.

by Monkeybomb January 25, 2010

Reddit Fag

A reddit fag is someone is obssessed with reddit that they shout out r/quityourbullshit or say woosh like in real life. They are quite cringey and annoying. Most of them can be found on Sorrow Tvs

Person: I dont get the joke
Reddit Fag: WOOOOOSH
Person: Um idk what woosh is tf

2nd Person: get off of reddit

by Ihatemyleif January 1, 2019

fag wench

A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies

Example 1
John - Look theres Gary "fag wenching" again
Luke - Yeah hes got syphilis no doubt

Example 2
James - Stop kicking me you fag wench
Jack - That was really hurtful James.

by coups March 16, 2008

Fag Biscuit

Man Bun , liberal loaf, or queer hair style gay man or very liberal males may try to wear thinking they are stylish!

That is the dumbest fag biscuit I have ever seen! Can't wait for this Man Bun thing to fade away like the mullet !

by Uncle RedBeard May 17, 2016

Fag

1. A cigarette.
2. A loser, gay person.

Are you going outside for a fag?
Nahh a fart.

by raaaaaach November 28, 2011

fag stripe

An alternate way of saying Faux Hawk. A hairstyle you will often find on a douchebagor poser characterized by a 1-3" ridge going down the top of the head. The rest of the hair is not shaved. 'Tis gay.

Guy1: look at that douche.
Guy2: Yea he's got a fag stripe.
Poser: I'm so cool

by Nadsafs March 14, 2009