Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Ev aids

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Everyone gets it. Even if u didn’t want it. Wether u like it or not.

Ew I got ev aids

by Unkownguyishere June 28, 2021

eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.

You are an eve nig apple

by Person August 12, 2017

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

The Fucking Ev

Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.

The fucking Ev

by JoshMaccas October 21, 2020

eve blunden

a smelly bitch with a nut allergy

ew it’s eve blunden she’s so weird get away

by delilah mchugh September 14, 2020

Ev

Ev is the name of a super cool person. If u know an Ev u hould tell her she's amazing :)

"Bro Ev is the best"
"Yeah man and she's taller than Kai"

by Ev420 July 19, 2022