eskimo brownie

An Eskimo brownie is when someone gets a condom. Releases fecal matter into the condom. Seal off the open end and freeze it. Once frozen they use it as a dildo until melted and refreeze it.

"Hey did you hear Zack did an Eskimo brownie with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah I herd she got so lonely that she just hit an all time low and did an Eskimo brownie."

by the dylonus December 25, 2012

Eskimoan

Verb: to lay around as if frozen while being completely useless and unproductive

I'm eskimoan on the couch watching Sons of Anarchy and eatin bananas.

by Nicholism March 19, 2014

eskimito

A type of ice cream that brings extreme pleasure to the genitalia of college students who watch magic mike to get their fill of men

I need an eskimito to get through finals week.

by K2020 December 3, 2016

Eskimo Popsicle

When a guy cums in a condom and then freezes it. Afterwards a female unrolls the condom and and sucks the cumsicle until it has melted in her mouth. It is usual followed by her swapping the cum with her male or female partner. (It does not have to be the same male that ejaculated in the original condom)

After dinner, Beth asked if I would like have an Eskimo Popsicle for desert.

by sir crank alot December 10, 2018

Eskimo Pie

When a woman gives a blowie with ice in her mouth, and after he cums on the ice, she eats it up.

"I had the best Eskimo Pie last night from Nanook!"

by Ohtobeanicki February 12, 2020

The Eskimo

Submerging ones hand in ice water until its numb. Then performing the act of masturbation with said hand.

I was bored with the stranger so I tried the Eskimo

by Shoots_blanks August 14, 2016

shave the eskimo

shaving the tuff of hair above a pale white ass crack.

Dude I got toliet paper stuck on my ass so I had to shave the eskimo.

by T-Bad, K-chand July 19, 2009