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epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.
"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."
by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008
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epic fuck

A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
by westfalia October 7, 2010
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epic failure

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!
by dragondance January 11, 2009
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epic mount

Made familiar by several World of Warcraft (computer game) machinima videos. Originally meant the fastest rideable creatures in the game, later on became a synonime for hot & easy chicks. See mount.
She's an epic mount, i could do her all night long!
by damaniac82 May 20, 2008
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Epic Pwn

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"
Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!
by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009
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epic gaymer

The best epic gaymer to be alive!
SaintedMoney531 and eze122312 are epic gaymers.

ADD them on XBOX LIVE!
by So epic gaymer moment 6 9 January 7, 2019
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Epiclaw

When a forum reaches epic proportions due to a person or persons breaking the law and is subsequently caught for his/her actions, that person(s) has reached EPICLAW status.

EPIC (Thread) + LAW (Don't mess with it) = EPICLAW (screwed)

Spelling variations may vary: Epi-claw; Epi Claw; Epiclawed; Epiclaw'd; etc.
Superman: You check out that thread on Beyond's forum? Stupid-ass lobster boy reached epiclaw status!

Batman: Serves his punk-ass right! I'd hate to be epiclaw'd. Enjoy jail sucka!
by 2002 WS6 March 30, 2008
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