Dumper Diving

When you perform cunnilingus on a girl while she is taking a shit. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris and vulva while she is making a poo. The lesbian blumpkin.

"Maybe going dumper diving on Rhonda in the Taco Bell bathroom wasn't such a good idea" Bro#1 (hipster with beard)

"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2

"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1

by Cherryrainbow August 20, 2011

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The Dutch Divingboard

Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.

EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"

Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."

EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"

Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."

by Blake Kahn October 3, 2008

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dumpster diving

when a male breaks up with his girlfriend and then in desperate times either days or months down the road he goes back to the girl (hes looking in the dumpster for the old garbage he threw away hoping to find it and get a piece of ass). weve all meet these people before

man1 asks what man 2 did last nite

man2 responds to man1 by saying he was with his ex last nite

then man1 says to man2 so you were dumpster diving

by fartmagic July 5, 2007

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divaitis

a contagious attitude in which one will act bitchy, snobby, and/or self centered. usually present during the ages of 15-18. sometimes titled 'a drama queen'. persons may suddenly revert to childish and immature ways.

"buffy is acting like such a drama queen. she thinks that the world revolves around her and gets mad when people don't follow her command or give her attention."

"betty is so immature. she should stop acting like a bitch and go back to 2nd grade."

"i think someone has caught divaitis."

by Sam Millette June 13, 2008

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Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.

Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009

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