Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

Humpty Dumpty Dumbass by beeytch\ April 18, 2017

im a dumbass 

read the word out loud

hey im a dumbass

im a dumbass by a_smartasssssssssss January 31, 2018

Dumbass Atheist 

Dumbass Atheist is a meme that, like Scumbag Atheist, makes fun of atheists. The meme typically uses the the "genius" meme as its template but is modified so the A symbol for atheism is on the forehead of the rage face. Knowyourmeme defines the "genius" meme as "a rage comic character and an expression used to marvel at someone’s stupidity. Because of its dubious use in criticism of others and self-deprecative humor, the character shares common grounds with other memes in the rage comic universe, particularly some of the more sarcastic ones like “You Don’t Say” and “Watch Out, We Got a Badass Over Here."

The other form of the Dumbass Atheist meme uses a template of a man (who is presumably gay) holding a piece of bread next to his mouth that is shaped like a cock. Dumbass Atheist differentiates from Scumbag Atheist by mocking the dumbass arguments of the atheist (hence the name) with the meme making fun of how atheists spew things out of context, create straw man arguments or use ad hominems.

Dumbass Atheist:

"I'm gay and The Bible says God hates gays so therefore he doesn't exist!"

"Bad things happened to me. God didn't stop that and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"One Christian was bad to me! Therefore they're all the same!"

"My prayers didn't work and therefore God doesn't exist and we all came from nothing!"

These common bullshit arguments ignore thousands of years of philosophy and logic and are emotional based rather than rational.

Dumbass Atheist by Skialian January 4, 2014

dumbasses 

people who are dumb enough to look up the word dumbasses in the urban dictionary!

Person 1:I hate people who look up stupid things in the urban dictionary
Person 2: yah...each on of them are dumbasses

dumbasses by castigurl4eva January 2, 2011

Dumbass Dummie 

a dumbass person who is dumber than the average dummy; Super-dummie, dummy-extraordinare, Air-head or they maybe a "crackbaby" or probably smoked weed/marijuana for a good part of thier lives - turned their brain to ashes (literally) or just born a dumbass dummie

Spongebobs friend Patrick is a Dumbass dummie; someone who asks questions about things when the obvious answer is right in front of thier face is a Dumbass Dummie; this person is considered an "airhead to the 1,000th Power"

Dumbass Dummie by Black Beauty 76 January 5, 2011

playing dumbass 

its when the person u know is saying something that u aready said or said something that makes no FUCKIN SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!!!! OR IS COMPLETELY STUPID OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN MIND!!!!!!

Billy was playing dumbass today beacuse he locked himself inside of his car.

It was below 50 degrees outside and Jordan decided to play dumbass and not wear a fucking jacket.

playing dumbass by Harvey226914 March 6, 2008

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

stepped in a puddle of dumbass by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009