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orgasmic donut

a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm
odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?
by odi3lr3y January 18, 2009
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spicy donut

A chaffed/inflamed anus, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. Called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.
Guy 1: Dude I worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
Guy 2: Put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty shit yo.
by Narfle March 28, 2011
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Water-filled donut

Metaphor / Simile
1.
An underwhelming or disappointing experience, action or person that leaves everyone observing wanting to cringe eternally.

2.
The consequence to when you cum so much, it's spewing back out, much like the effect you get when you squeeze a jam donut.
1. "All you do is sit in your room and play CoD, you are such a water-filled donut."

2. "Last night was a good run - I left her like a water-filled donut!"
by DatBoiAJ September 12, 2016
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The Dunkin Donut

A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.
Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?
by More Hank than Henry July 2, 2007
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One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
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Frosty Donut

When one cums on a girl's hairy asshole, and lets the wad harden and "frost" the area around her hole.
I pulled out Mary's ass and left her a frosty donut.
by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006
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canadian donut

the male on female equivalent of the rusty trombone, performing analingus on a female while fondling her genitalia with your thumb and fingers, as if holding and eating a donut.
Oh man, those BC girls love to get rimmed. I'm having a Canadian Donut tonight!
by Jefe McS July 6, 2009
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