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dink

old man : my dink hurts
by tracerxD March 25, 2019
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Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024
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A-Dink

Them!...Why do you call a meth pipe A-Dink? Me.....cause when you drop it,it goes A-Dink!!!!!
by JCK on1 May 20, 2024
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Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason
“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Dink

when someone got a small dick he just call it a dink .
i got a really sexy Dink
by Jake Rocky November 20, 2017
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sneaky link dink

the sneaky link of your dreams and someone you want to start a family with
by Sneaky link dink January 22, 2022
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