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Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024
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dink and balls

me: mantr you have dink and balls?
mantr: yeyou
by Master15920 March 16, 2023
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Dink

When you are feeling kinda exhausted and dank from the night before, but overall happy and doing okay.
Adam “How are you doing halle”
Halle “I’m feeling kinda dink today!”
by aidsbyron March 11, 2024
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Dink

A bald man with high testosterone who likes muscle cars, MMA, sleeveless shirts, chicken, and hot babes.
BATTLE OF THE DINKS! VIN DIESEL VS THE ROCK, WHO YALL GOT?
by Rough&Ruthless July 28, 2022
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Dink

Noun: Someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent
“My cousin married his sister- their kids are total dinks
by Dinkwizrd June 25, 2025
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Dink

I dinked it
by Chicken NUG NUGS May 25, 2018
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dink

coded word used by secret white supremacists when berating another human being.
"I Don't Care If You're Vaccinated, You Dink!"
by tslat May 15, 2021
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