An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!
Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."
by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024

by Master15920 March 16, 2023

When you are feeling kinda exhausted and dank from the night before, but overall happy and doing okay.
by aidsbyron March 11, 2024

A bald man with high testosterone who likes muscle cars, MMA, sleeveless shirts, chicken, and hot babes.
by Rough&Ruthless July 28, 2022

Noun: Someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent
Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent
Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent
by Dinkwizrd June 25, 2025

"I Don't Care If You're Vaccinated, You Dink!"
by tslat May 15, 2021
