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Dilfty

A dilf tease or a dirty thought of a dilf.
I had a Dilfty dream the other night of my neighbor.”
by funtimegal99 March 25, 2023
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DILASHAN

by Armangenoanal April 23, 2023
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DILFing

DogDad I’d Like to FuckFranklin
by Babewiththepwr April 24, 2023
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DILF

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!
by I’mampm May 5, 2023
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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 20, 2023
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Dilf

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
by Daddydepp August 1, 2023
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Dilshan

jerk .. someone who’s a butthead
He was being such A Dilshan today!!
by al45828394 August 12, 2023
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