david

an asshole whose purpose is to make you feel uncomfortable and annoyed. A David gets liked by stealing people's humor and uses it to attract a female. A David is often sensitive when you do the littlest thing to him speaking of littlest A David will often be the shortest one in the group. Never hangout with a David.

"you see that piece of shit must be a David"
"yo that guy just stole my girlfriend what a David"

by cheggery May 30, 2018

David

sucks the biggest dick

He always davids.

by jocky 12345 December 9, 2016

David

A small man who acts intelligent but isn't really. Recently had an accident in the mouth area. His friends find his sister HOT and wonder how he could be her sister.

"wow his sisters hot but not that David"

by frances1234566790 March 17, 2013

David

A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.

David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.

by David Johnson Pecker August 29, 2010

david

a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.

Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl

by tylerdent November 16, 2011

David

David is the name of a complete douchebag. He acts like a fboi but he doesn't get the girl. He acts like he does. He thinks being rude to girls works.

The way you talked to that girl was so David

by Djl15010 August 17, 2016

David

David is the true defenition of gay and or Homosexual He likes to grab the cubes or buns of the same sex

"Dude that guy is so david"
"I know right"

by iMaster9644 December 23, 2015