David

Probably gay
But an amazing dude that is fucking hilarious but keeps to himself most of the time

"David what's wrong?"

"*quietly* no homo"

by Bitchlazanga February 20, 2019

David

sucks the biggest dick

He always davids.

by jocky 12345 December 9, 2016

David

A small man who acts intelligent but isn't really. Recently had an accident in the mouth area. His friends find his sister HOT and wonder how he could be her sister.

"wow his sisters hot but not that David"

by frances1234566790 March 17, 2013

David

A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.

David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.

by David Johnson Pecker August 29, 2010

david

a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.

Shut up you damn David.
Yo david, stop hiting on my girl

by tylerdent November 16, 2011

David

David is the name of a complete douchebag. He acts like a fboi but he doesn't get the girl. He acts like he does. He thinks being rude to girls works.

The way you talked to that girl was so David

by Djl15010 August 17, 2016

David

a faggot no one likes mostly cheats stills and hurts himself most likely possesed.

David is a cunt

by to damn filthy November 28, 2016