tums cupcake

term used to show up those who call you a "smut muffin" thinking you're too blonde too figure out that its an insult. tums is simply smut backwards, and cupcake is just a way of mimicking the "smut muffin" phrase and one uping it by adding frosting. "tums cupcakes" are generally people too sheltered or stuck up to realize how obvious the insult is, and are usually the aggressor of the situation, calling their victims smut muffin freely not aware of the consequences.

ass: "youre just a smut muffin."
smartie: "I know thats an insult you tums cupcake. just because my hair is blonde doesnt mean im not smart enough to see through your dumb insults. read a dictionary."
ass: "why are we talking about tums? does your stomach hurt?"
smartie: "wouldnt you like to know."

by smutmuffin10 January 6, 2012

Cupcake stripper

A little kid who licks off all the frosting off a cupcake.

ohh there goes sally lick off all the frosting on that cupcake shes really a cupcake stripper

by shurbitup July 23, 2010

Cupcake

A way of referencing a the actions one may do to a female. Originates from the saying "girls are like cupcakes: you lick the top and eat the bottom". It can be used in several grammatical forms.

"dude, I really want a cupcake"
"I'd eat that girl like a cupcake"
"I went on a date with a hot cupcake last night"

by randomveghead November 3, 2011

Redneck Cupcake

Sandwich made from whole wheat bread, Chocolate dutch sprinkles ( has to be Dutch), and margarine. Simple yet surprisingly delicious, this Dutch pastry was invented by Nick Leistra's mom in 2010. The term Redneck Cupcake was coined by Natalie Rose in 2011.

Daeson - Yo Nick, I'm hungry as fuck, give me one of those Redneck Cupcakes bro.

Nick - K.

by Shred Bear November 1, 2011

Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.

Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.

by Court Magus January 25, 2010

baking cupcakes

Smoking mad weed.
Baking out.
You get it,

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

Cupcake

An obese or overweight person that feeds off of drama and, of course, cupcakes (the food item).

If you eat too many cupcakes you'll turn into one!

I'm so glad those cupcakes don't bother us anymore, I hate their drama.

by Ruby Soho January 5, 2009