Snot curdling cunt

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.

I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Drive to Survive Cunt

A Drive to Survive Cunt is someone that has absolutely no clue about Formula 1 racing but enjoys the drama created around the sport via the Netflix series 'Drive to Survive'.

Hey Jacob, no wonder you know nothing about the F1, you're a 'Drive to Survive Cunt'.
Oh you've been watching Drive to Survive'', you mustn't know anything about the sport. You, Drive to Survive Cunt.

by mcnafan March 30, 2022

as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

by P V 2 March 24, 2018

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

Daft Cunt

A massive fucking idiot

That Adam Rowe is a right daft cunt

by JakeyDbaby October 31, 2018

cuntsnot

The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions.

Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.

Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle.

by Captain Goatse February 8, 2009

cuntsalad

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.

i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.

by john verwey November 26, 2010