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crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.
"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"
by The Maze June 25, 2008
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crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.
by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004
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Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.
John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.
by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012
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crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.
by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018
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crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"
by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot January 17, 2017
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vagina crusty

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

or

I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
mugGet the vagina crustymug.

crusty cluster

the act of picking of an old bloody booger and inserting into your shaft while having a boner and then jizzing multiple times and the booger blocks the jizz in the shaft as you wait for 3 days and then get a boner and have anal sex and then as your a about to jizz remove the bloody old booger proceed to jizz with dried up semen
me and my family are making a project of making a crusty cluster
by eminem21 December 30, 2009
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