A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.
She is such a twinkie crotch.
by Joughie April 10, 2008
When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008
by Dyl Ketz March 11, 2014
by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009
by N. Raftis December 10, 2007
by Stupid-defs February 02, 2009
The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.
Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
by tittiez696969699696969 July 22, 2014