When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!
by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010
Get the control panel cheesemug. Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016
Get the Girth Control Pillsmug. watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.
telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way
telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way
by calm your tits November 17, 2014
Get the control your holemug. A beautiful yet almost unusable monstrosity, that may also be used as a kinky sex device. Watch out for the control stick...
Yo dude what you think of the Nintendo 64 Controller, its well trash for gaming but for butt stuff...
by YerBoiGDog September 23, 2019
Get the Nintendo 64 Controllermug. A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.
Air Traffic Controller: A male who dates more than 4 women outside his 50-mile radius at one time. When it’s time to for the women visit his home city he then becomes an air traffic controller.
Jim has poon in almost every city on the east coast. You should see him at the Holidays he’s like an Air Traffic Controller. “Becky your clear to take off on runway 6” roger, “Linda clear to land runaway 2” out.
Jim has poon in almost every city on the east coast. You should see him at the Holidays he’s like an Air Traffic Controller. “Becky your clear to take off on runway 6” roger, “Linda clear to land runaway 2” out.
by Bent Spear September 11, 2006
Get the Air Traffic Controllermug. When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the domestic birth controlmug. A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021
Get the Birth Control Roulettemug.