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change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt
david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee
by broomboy January 28, 2008
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Sector_Control

Computer and Network Security Company. One BYTE out of crime...
by hardcorecj March 18, 2010
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Caps Control

Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.
person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.
by tino9007 February 24, 2011
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I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.
Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!
by moonchild716 April 9, 2011
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Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 22, 2011
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Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.
"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
by JB 1776 January 18, 2012
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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.
If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.
by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013
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