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Confessional Catholic

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
by pornstitute September 6, 2022
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confloofy time

The act of a sick disturbed loser having sex with an animal, after being rejected by every single living woman.
person 1: Looks like he’ll be a virgin for life
person 2: Yeah, unless he he bas confloofy time
by Vaste June 14, 2023
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Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023
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liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra August 8, 2005
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el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd October 2, 2007
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colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
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ass confident

a woman who has a nice booty... loves to show it off and keeps a positive attitude on just about everything; but mainly because she knows she has a phat ass that people love to gawk and stare at.
"girl, i am an ass confident woman, i know i got what it takes to get what i want and how i want it..."
by ces1 October 18, 2008
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