Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

cone chinning

The art of a gracious Swedish man, placing a cone on his chin. #ConeChinning

One takes a Swedish man, a cone, and places it gently on his chin. Cone chinning

by Chin, cone, Swedish man June 17, 2017

Coburn Cone

A perfect bat, beware may cause drowsiness, laughter or schizophrenia

Aint got skinz dyzlo said he gonna roll us a coburn cone

by Ktoonwarrior August 11, 2025

Dipped Cone

When a white guy has sex with a black girl.

Chris got drunk last weekend and ended up leaving the club with a black girl in a red dress. We all know he dipped cone that night.

by Fukkk_Hose August 28, 2018

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022