Computer

An excellent tool for completing several tasks, and multi-tasking. Allows you to get work done very quickly, and make it look great. Also used for gaming, research, online chat, and other forms of communication. Usually a problem-free machine that won't give you hassle unless you're using Windows. (I thought i'd make a definition for Macintosh computers)

Man i love this computer, i got my entire project done in 20 minutes! And while i was doing it, i was listening to my favorite music and chatting with my friends.

PC User: Oh sweet, yeah i tried to finish it last night but i got a virus, and had to reinstall my operating system.

by Matthew Gill April 9, 2006

Computer Nazi

someone who uses your computer, everyones computer, the computer at work, and he won't let anyone use it.

Morosko is a computer nazi who hogs the computer to look at porn.

by romeo1166 May 21, 2005

computer lab

i place to go and make-out, in the library, were there are no camras.

jill: come on, the computer lab is open

by outthere101 April 23, 2008

computer

a genius! an object smarter than your boyfriend, can give you more pleasure and doesn't answer back. relationships can be formed on it and whenever you get bord of it, there is a handy on/off switch

can also mean smart

that's just computer dude

by danikins May 14, 2004

Computer

You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.

After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.

by XIAO October 24, 2003

African Computer

A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.

DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN ME OFF.

by Lulzy ass ho. March 6, 2009

computer-geek

A person who loves computers more than woman. belives the only woman to love is the 355 gigabyte/600 Mhz/ Alienware computer. Stays on the machine at least 5 hours a day. Sometimes may skip meals to just be on it, without distruptions. Usually Fat or skinny. Stereotypical ones wear glasses and are dorks. Some are but new breeds can appear as sk8ters, jocks, gangstas, and normal people.

Anthony Rizzuti and Samuel Hooey.

by C. SAnders May 25, 2004