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Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.
"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"
by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013
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computer

Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.
Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”
by Xx_okboomer_xX November 8, 2019
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necktop computer

A flash drive worn around the neck on a lanyard. Generally the property of computer geeks or people like me, when the company doesn't supply a laptop but expects us to have numerous files at our fingertops. Also: necktop
I pulled all the files off my necktop computer and left them with the manager.
by Edith Rudy July 11, 2007
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Strong Bad's computer

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR September 23, 2022
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