Columbus Steamer

The act of getting simultaneously fucked by the NCAA and shit on by news sources around the world.

Jim Tressel resigning and Terrelle Pryor leaving are just the tip of the iceberg. Ohio State better get ready for the Columbus Steamer!

by the helicockter November 29, 2011

Columbus

A town in Nebraska.

A: Where do you live?
B: Columbus.
A: Oh nice, so you live in Ohio.
B: Nope.
A: But you said you live in Columbus.
B: Yah, Columbus, Nebraska

by AnieLynn4 April 27, 2021

Columbus Academy

A private school in Columbus, OH

Student 1: Hey mom can I practice driving on the way to school? Mom: Sure! Let’s hurry it up. Student 1: (Pulls up in carpool lane) Let’s stop here, when there are teachers waving me to move foward, and I am holding up the rest of the line. Just so me and my mother can switch seats, and the rest of the Columbus Academy community can hate me for a day!

by Cooltree497 September 6, 2021

Dirty Columbus

The act of having anal sex with someone who has never had anal sex before.

It was 2 am and she was a naive girl, drunk and willing try new things, so he suggested the dirty columbus.

by Smedley McScarja November 20, 2013

Columba

A bunch of fuckwits

Look at that columba

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

columbian gas line

When someone is about to snuff a line of coke and you fart by the surface just as s/he starts the inhalation.

"I farted on the mirror just as Jen was doing a like of coke".
"That there is called a Columbian Gas Line, old chap"!

by ragingfuck January 17, 2010

Columbus

Some mediocre city in the hell hole known as Ohio.

Man! Columbus is so fucking boring.

by The cum zone. March 7, 2021