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coffee can

A muffler, usually bought on Ebay, is welded to a stock exhuast system. It is usually bought and installed on Civics, Cavaliers, Neons and others that do not have heavy aftermarket supports. Because it is installed on a stock exhaust system, it usually sounds like shit. Kids who live with their moms that work at McDonalds purchase these coffee cans.
Yuki: Hey that kid has a nice car but why does it sound like shit?
Ray: Cuz that guy's gotta coffee can off Ebay.
by Yukester December 20, 2007
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cofefe

1. trying to sound smart when you don't know what you're talking about
2. distracting the world with typos when you've just signed a death warrant for the planet
3. A word used to summon the Antichrist and his minions to your service
Examples:

1. I tried to talk to that pretty girl from MIT, but I went all cofefe

2. What, me worry about global warming? Take that, Paris! Cofefe!
3. I am your voice! I alone can fix it! Cofefe!

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Syn - bluff Ant - expertise Ety — presidential tweet
by Hippie Crone May 31, 2017
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california coffee

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.
Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.
by TJ Short October 1, 2007
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coffeetramp

A individual who cannot escape the rigours of the day without dipping his tongue in that sweet black bean flavour.
"The way that guy's working this week, he'll be a coffeetramp by the end of it."
by Nathaniel Jones November 6, 2003
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coffeebagger

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.
"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."
by towhee March 1, 2010
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the coffin

Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.
Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!
by universaldonkey November 13, 2007
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Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.
"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
by J-Cat February 28, 2013
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