Clusterfuckboy

A group of fuckboys that decided to convene together and be a cluster of fuckboys.

The school Baseball team is a real clusterfuckboy

by Double D1021 November 18, 2016

Clustermug

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King

1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.

by MrMug July 1, 2017

Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.

"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.

by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017

Clustergasm

Pockets of multiple orgasms in a cluster.

I just had so many orgasms in such a short time it had to have been a clustergasm.

by Redbirch November 18, 2017

Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.

" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.

by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018

clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do

This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!

by bella180ca March 1, 2019

clusterfuckening

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

by Loxxicle November 14, 2020