Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Grover Cleveland

The act of fucking someone nonconsecutively during a threesome.

I fucked him, then you fucked him, then I Grover Cleveland that ass.

by walterfbread October 18, 2021

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

cleveland encore

The act of shitting in ones own hands and proceeding to applause

Steve: Did you see Sharknado?
Kyle: I'd rather do a Cleveland Encore

by TheMoose25 October 8, 2019

cleveland air freshener

when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.

Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!

by elizdalager November 19, 2020

Cleveland

Name

Cleveland is a chill type of guy

by Jordan calls November 23, 2021