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online classes

when the quarantine arrives and you have to do this annoying shit
guy: hey theres online classes today

guy 2 : that shit is boring
your mom: STUDY YOU BITCH
by ahah very cool name April 27, 2020
mugGet the online classesmug.

predator class

A class of people in one of the highest and most powerful positions. protected and above the law. they enjoy the luxury of illumination

some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby
"he's the lesser of two evils. at least he's not known to be of the predator class. I'm still not voting, I will not play into their game"
by 50%salineshitface November 21, 2020
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hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).
Man honors classes are total hammer classes
by llama llady December 23, 2010
mugGet the hammer classmug.

Slug Class

noun, pejorative adjective. A group of people in a society caught in a cycle of grinding prosperity. Focusing their energy on paid employment to maintain their lifestyle, they have little interest in long term careers, social, or political engagement or advancement. Unlike slug labor, their education ranges from nil to advanced.

Members of the slug class just work to work and don't venture to improve their condition through social or political activism. They believe that the system cannot or should not be changed, manipulated, or subverted for any reason. They generally don't think about what is happening unless it is narrowly focused on their present job, living situation, or eminent personal danger. Resistant to challenging or even discussing the status quo, social pressure within their social group tends to reinforce this mindset.
Referring to Mike Judge's masterwork, "Office Space", the character Peter Gibbons experiences an epiphany and rises out of the slug class; he realizes there is something wrong but cannot act towards his own advancement until this epiphany.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, um...every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
by CivilJoe May 21, 2013
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Free class

A class that doesn't require a lot of hard work to get a good grade, hence a free class.
I'm taking Creative Writing because it's a free class
by NnNateEe March 11, 2023
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Class Pump

Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.
sex, free and easy class pump
by Ghetto Gorilla December 8, 2011
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Zoom classes

What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020
mugGet the Zoom classesmug.

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