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Clapper

Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb

A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.

B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.

C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."

B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"

C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013
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Clipped Out

1. The process when an individual with a gun continually shoots the firearm at a body posthumously untill all the bullets in the clip are spent.
Turk dog just clipped out that one fool!
by VinceyB October 14, 2005
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Clipped

The act of being under the influence of any drug or narcotic.
Guy1: what's up dog?
Guy2:vro im fucking clipped right now.
by Bigbackboijohn March 26, 2017
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capped a pop in his ass

The act of sticking a soda bottle lid in someones rectum, and putting the tip of the bottle up the anus. Turning the bottle till the lid is firmly tightend will conclude the act.
I just capped a pop in his ass, and then gave him a high five.
by jr and jr July 2, 2011
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cold-capped

The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*

Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!

Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.

Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 25, 2012
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Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.
OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.
by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017
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dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way
"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"
by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017
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